sounds like something a vampire would say
sounds like something a vampire would say
me: watches criminal minds for 4 hours straight
someone: knocks on my door
me:
(Source: thecommonchick.com)
“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”
i thought this was me at first and i was really confused
omg hi
WE’RE MULTIPLYING
uhhhhhhh
hey
im screaming why does this child look 40 years old omg
Tell me I’m cute or something so I can like roll my eyes at you but then blush when I think about it later
Now that cellphones are becoming more and more waterproof, pretty soon it will be okay to push people into pools again.
me: hey wanna see pics of my dog
person: no
me: *shows pictures anyway*